Hurry Hurry Hurry - she's gonna hit you. She doesn't see you in the tall tall grass.
In your best interest,
The Lawn Mower
Dear Connie,
Ow! That really hurt!
Mortally wounded,
The Snake
Dear Snake,
I'd like to apologize but ever since we started mowing the grass longer, it's harder to see you guys and I couldn't ever see you even when it was short....
Not really sorry,
Connie
Dear Connie,
My blade is dulled by the contact with the snake. Could you be a little more careful in the future?
Used as a weapon,
The Lawn Mower
Dear Lawn Mower,
I'm very sorry to have hurt you. Doug will be sure to sharpen your blade when he comes home next month.
Sincerely,
Connie
