Dear Snake,

Dear Snake,

Hurry Hurry Hurry - she's gonna hit you. She doesn't see you in the tall tall grass.

In your best interest,

The Lawn Mower

Dear Connie,

Ow! That really hurt!

Mortally wounded,

The Snake

Dear Snake,

I'd like to apologize but ever since we started mowing the grass longer, it's harder to see you guys and I couldn't ever see you even when it was short....

Not really sorry,

Connie

Dear Connie,

My blade is dulled by the contact with the snake. Could you be a little more careful in the future?

Used as a weapon,

The Lawn Mower

Dear Lawn Mower,

I'm very sorry to have hurt you. Doug will be sure to sharpen your blade when he comes home next month.

Sincerely,

Connie